Veggie Straws!

Hey guys, Morcus here. I am lucky to be one of Lynleemo's dear friends. She graciously allowed me to write a post on her blog about my latest obsession: veggie straws!

Now, I know you're thinking, "Veggies? Who is this weirdo???" but hear me out. These are tasty little snacks that you can eat at every meal-and I do! One of my favorite things do is to spend an afternoon dipping my veggie straws into applesauce or puddin.' My bae and I enjoy spending our Friday nights thinking of new ways to enjoy this great snack. Any suggestions???

Sometimes I catch myself daydreaming that I have veggie straws for fingers. How dope would that be, right? But it would probably hurt when I ate them and how could I drive to the store to get more with no fingers???

Speaking of which, my stomach is growling. Gonna go get me some straws!!!

Turn down that music!

I've got these neighbor kids that like to throw loud parties.  Just last night they started drinking around 6:00, I mean all I want to do is lay around in my old lady sweats and play with my cats.  They can see right into my house, so I have to be careful.  I'm pretty good friends with Sgt. Buschena so I'm not afraid to give him a call if things get out of control.  I've read his book about 11 times, here's a link if you're interested in learning ways to protect yourself! 

Answering Phones

One thing I really don't like to do is answer phones. Sometimes, I have to sit at the front desk at work and answer the phones all day... what am I, a receptionist? Bush league, is what it is.

I get nervous when I have to talk to people... what if they ask me hard questions?

One of my worst memories is a time when my sister called in, and asked me all types of questions about what my department and employer did, and I had to try and fumble through responses... What if something like that happened for real?

If you need something, text me. Better yet, just don't need anything from me. Phones stress me out, unless I am using it to play Words With Friends