Thursday, February 5, 2015

People Who Eat Breakfast at Times Other Than Breakfast

One thing that people do which really bugs me is when they eat breakfast at times of the day other than breakfast*. There is a natural order to life, and this violates that natural order. Why do people feel the need to do that?

I believe that disrupting the natural order of life is one of the biggest reasons for crime and inequality in this world. In this way, when you eat breakfast at times of the day other than breakfast, you are contributing the spread of crime, disease, and world hunger. As soon as we, as a world, accept this as standard behavior, we have lost. That is why I will never give up the fight.

In the book Fahrenheit 451, The Man is trying to eradicate all books, but there are a select few doing everything they can to preserve them for future generations. i see this fight as being similar. In this case, The Man is saying that it's OK to eat breakfast at any time, while the chosen few of us are fighting back. Please, if you will, join with me against this cause! We can't let the Perkins and Denny's of the world win in this fight.

Just remember, if you are not for us, you are against us. Think about that the next time you have a craving for brinner.

*Of course, cereal and breakfast biscuit bars are exempt from this. Feel free to eat these at any time of the day.

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