Public Restrooms

One thing that grosses me out is public restrooms. If there is a bathroom, it should be private!!

If I am in a stall, and someone comes into the stall next to me, I just sit there as quietly as I can, as still as if I was hiding in my closet during a break-in, and keep silently repeating, "Please go fast, please go fast, please go fast." It is just the most uncomfortable thing!

If I am ever President, the first thing I will do is to enact a law that says all restrooms must be private - the only time two people can be in a bathroom at the same time is if it's a parent changing the diaper of a child (and even that is pushing it). The world would be a much better, and more peaceful place if there was a law like this.

I used to work in a place with a private bathroom, but recently took a new job where my "business" is not so private. If HH and The Monster wasn't at my old job (see the sidebar for details), I'd go back there just for that.

Someday we'll live in a world of 100% private bathrooms.

PS It should go without saying that the more cats in the bathroom, the better!